Warning: Language

This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Casually elegant with an excellent quality print, it is an irreplaceable everyday item for anyone. 

When someone asks about your shirt, give them one of the phrases from the two dozen below or make up your own. They range from prudish grandmother to blue comedian. Many are catch phrases of famous politicians, podcasters, musicians, radio personalities, TV characters, and you.

Go Jump, Pound Sand, Back Off, Kick Rocks, Beat It,

Get Lost, Bug Off, Forget You, Stick It, Spin Away,

Buzz Off, Hell No, Shove It, Get Bent, Kiss Off,

Screw You, Suck It, Eat Me, Piss Off, Up Yours,

Eat Shit, Bite Me, Fuck Off, Fuck You, and Right Here (with a two-bird flip off)

.: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail Fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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