Ask Me My Favorite Two-Word Tell Off! - Black text - NSFW
Warning: Language
When someone asks about your shirt, give them one of the phrases from the nearly thirty below or make up your own. They range from prudish grandmother to blue comedian. Many are catch phrases of famous politicians, podcasters, musicians, radio personalities, tv characters, and you!
Go Jump, Pound Sand, Back Off, Kick Rocks, Beat It,
Get Lost, Bug Off, Forget You, Stick It, Spin Away,
Buzz Off, Hell No, Shove It, Get Bent, Kiss Off,
Screw You, Suck It, Eat Me, Piss Off, Up Yours,
Eat Shit, Bite Me, Fuck Off, Fuck You, and Right Here (with a two-bird flip off)
Built on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — one of the most popular and trusted blanks in the business — this shirt is as comfortable as it is bold. The Airlume combed and ringspun cotton is noticeably softer than standard tees, with a smooth finish that makes the print pop and holds up wash after wash.
Shirt Details:
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100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester)
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Lightweight at 4.2 oz — comfortable enough for all-day wear
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Retail fit — not boxy, not skin-tight, just right
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Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
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Tear-away label — no scratchy tags
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Runs true to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit
Sizes: XS – 3XL
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for physical, mental, or emotional trauma brought about by wearing our products that annoy, offend, or provoke others. Please wear our products responsibly.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |