{"product_id":"ask-me-my-favorite-two-word-tell-off-black-text-nsfw","title":"Ask Me My Favorite Two-Word Tell Off! - Black text - NSFW","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6602f; font-size: 13.5pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eWarning: Language\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 1em; line-height: 1.4; color: #212b36; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eWhen someone asks about your shirt, give them one of the phrases from the nearly thirty below or make up your own. They range from prudish grandmother to blue comedian. 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